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My father had more of a sense of humor than my mother. ‘Just because I’m hard of hearing,’ he said to her now,
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ago, good-naturedly,warcraft gold, and in reluctant love, and he had taken her on something of a journey, out here to the
country, to this farm. But she had been game. At least at first.
‘Oh, well, someday maybeI’ll open a restaurant,cheap star trek online credits,’ she said now, sighing brightly, which seemed about as happy
as she got’a sigh with some light in it. She then added a remark that typified the sort that filled me with loathing
for her. ‘You know, with the new year approaching, I’ve come to realize I’ve done nothing these past decades
but devote my energies to the interests of others. So, soon’ I’m going to start focusing on myself.’
‘Well, before you get started, darling,maple power leveling,’ said my father, ‘could you please pass the syrup?’
Once when I was a kid my father planted ten acres of corn and rye and then midsummer plowed just the rye,
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making a graphic ribbon effect through the rolling fields. ‘This would be best seen by air,’ said my dad. The
whole reason he had become a farmer is that he thought it would be fun. And so he hired a guy from Minneapolis
to take an aerial photo of it, and we stuck it up on the fridge with little spud magnets. It looked beautiful’the gold
of the mown rye striping the green corn and both undulating through like a performing pair of lovebird dolphins.
This, I pretended, was a picture of my parents’ marriage. My mother had thought she was marrying a college
president’s son but got a hobby farmer instead, yet she’d followed him. She stayed with him wherever the hell it
was they were going. She was like a stickleback fish caught inland as the glacier retreated and the rivers’the only
access to the sea’disappeared. She would have to make do, in this landlocked lake of love. I knew, as she had
mentioned it, that she’d thought there’d be money’he’d grown up in a house with columns’but she hadn’t
realized there was none: the house was owned by the college. Even when she and my father came to Dellacrosse
and bought our old brick house, with its falling-apart shed and barn but its flowerbeds gorgeous with pansies and
impatiens, she didn’t understand that those particular flowers were annuals, and so she waited for them to return
the next year, feeling dashed and betrayed when they didn’t. Another mirage! But eventually she learned to plant
her own. And for a while she was a pro. Until she got too tired. That was when she installed mirrors in the
flowerbeds, slowly learning the art of mirage herself.
After our late breakfast the winds picked up, and soon there was a thunderstorm, the sky yellowish and the
clouds filled with the crunch and rip of lightning. The leafless trees looked frail and surprised. The sudden
downpour eliminated practically all the snow on the ground, and because the drainage on the county roads was
so poor, they filled like canals with water, just sitting there glistening, ready to turn to ice when the temperature
dipped later in the afternoon. Which it did.
Our actual Christmas ceremonies for the day, outside of breakfast, had been so painfully casual’no hamentashen,buy sto credits,

‘Is there an echo in here?’ I said.
‘Well, tell us,’ said my mother. ‘Don’t just sass us to death.’
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‘It hasn’t really begun. It’s a babysitting job. But there isn’t a baby yet.’
‘Oh, yes, one of those,’ said my father, amused.
‘What do you mean, no baby yet?’ asked my mother, who looked puzzled. My father was grinning ear to ear, as
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‘Therewill be one. Or should be. In January,’ I explained.
‘The mother’s pregnant?’
‘Well, the birth mother is pregnant, and the woman I’m working for is going to adopt the kid.’
There was silence all around, even from my dad,cheap rs money, as if this were a situation to be considered for all its various and
deep sadnesses.
‘It’s a good thing,’ I added. ‘This girl’she could never be a good mother. And the lady who’s hiring me’ She’s
kind of neat. She’s nice and pretty and she owns a fancy restaurant in town.’
‘That’s why she needs you,’ said my mother, concerned. ‘She’s too busy for a child.’
I was about to try to defend Sarah when my father asked with unfeigned interest,wow power leveling, ‘What restaurant?’
‘Le Petit Moulin,’ I said.
My mother turned and made a knowing face. ‘Afineschmecker running a place for other fineschmeckers.’
My father smiled broadly. ‘Oh, I remember her. Very nice woman.’ My mother turned her back to us, flipping
the flapjacks and throwing the latkes into hot oil, refusing to let go of her skepticism regarding the whole matter.
My father continued. ‘She would come and check out those potatoes as if they were diamonds. But she would
sometimes take the ones with a bit of rot in them anyway, knowing that once the rot part was cut out the rest of
the potato would be sweeter than most. Smart lady.’
‘Why can’t she have her own children?’ asked my mother,maple story mesos, continuing in her doubt.
‘Mom, I don’t know. I can’t ask. I hardly know her.’
‘What about her husband?’
‘Whatabout her husband?’
‘Who is he?’
It was a little surprising even to me that I knew so little about him. ‘I think he’s probably a professor of some
sort, but I’m not sure.’
‘Hmph,’ said my mother. ‘Academics.’ Now she was muttering. ‘They all shoot from the hip. And the hip is
always in the chair.’
‘What did you say?’ asked my father.
‘Nothing,’ said my mother. ‘Keeping a safe distance never keeps one from having an opinion, is all. Having no
dog in the race doesn’t keep people from having extremely large cats.’ Then she added, ‘Pull your seat up to the

the more obscene jokes were saved for the ginseng farmers. But I remember once in seventh grade, our
homeroom teacher had gone around the class and asked us what our fathers did. When she got to Eileen Reilly,
Eileen turned red and said, ‘I would rather not say.’ This astounded me, for her father was a handsome, charming
salesman at Home Savings Shoes on Main Street’Stan the Shoe Man,buy maple mesos, my mother affectionately called him. But
his daughter had absorbed some disappointment’his, or her mother’s’and did not want to speak of how he earned
his living.
Perhaps that was the moment I learned this as a source of personal shame, or observed the possibility of it.
‘So your classes then,’ said my father. ‘Sit down on this lovely Christmas morning and tell your old dad about
the ones you took and the ones you’re going to take when you go back. How did that philosophy class go?’
‘Did you know that Alexander the Great left all his money to Aristotle?’ I asked brightly.
‘That’s how he got his name,’ said my father. ‘Aristotle gave it to him! Before that he was just Alexander the
Fine.’
‘Bo! Sheesh.’ My mother shook her head.
A sizzling sound came from the griddle, where she was pouring oil. We had an old-style stove, with the griddle
built in. You had to clean it with rags and paper towels, or pry it out with a barbecue fork and go at it with steel
wool and water. The hot latke mix steaming into the air now smelled good to me and helped cover up the
kitchen’s perennially faint reek of mice. My mother was stirring regular pancake batter as well.
‘It’s OK to sit while you help,’ said my mother to me, ‘but remember these latkes aren’t hamburgers. Don’t cup
them into thick shapes.’
I ignored her and continued with my fat latkes and my dad.
‘Next term?’ he asked.
‘I’ve registered for another literature survey’Brit Lit from 1830 to 1930′Intro to Sufism, Intro to Wine Tasting, a
music appreciation course titled Soundtracks to War Movies, and a geology course called Dating Rocks.’ The
Sufism did not throw him.
‘Dating rocks?’
‘I need to learn!’ I said, laughing.
‘Don’t let them kiss you,’ he said, not smiling. The random assortment of my courses lacked the sound of serious
direction. I’d left out my PE requirement,runescape money, which I was filling with a double-listed humanities and Pilates course
called The Perverse Body/The Neutral Pelvis. I didn’t want to provoke him.
Still, I murmured, as if in self-pity, ‘They don’t kiss. That’s why they’re called rocks.’
‘Wine tasting?’ He raised his eyebrows. It had the sound of a father not getting his money’s worth.
‘I need a gut course, to make the others go better,’ I said. ‘I didn’t really have one this past semester, and things
were too intense.’
‘But aren’t you underage?’
‘Technically, I guess. But it’s for a course,maplestory mesos, so I guess they let you.’
‘Will you make dean’s list again?’ asked my mother.
‘Possibly,’ I said.
‘Well,cheap star trek credits, you have to be careful which dean,’ said my father. ‘You don’t want to get on the wrong list!’
‘Besides, I’m going to be working next semester.’
‘You got a job?’

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My father had more of a sense of humor than my mother. ‘Just because I’m hard of hearing,’ he said to her now,
smiling, ‘doesn’t mean you’re not mumbling!’ Yet it was his sense of adventure she had had to sign on for long
ago, good-naturedly,buy final fantasy xi gil, and in reluctant love, and he had taken her on something of a journey, out here to the
country, to this farm. But she had been game. At least at first.
‘Oh,cheap rs money, well, someday maybeI’ll open a restaurant,’ she said now, sighing brightly, which seemed about as happy
as she got’a sigh with some light in it. She then added a remark that typified the sort that filled me with loathing
for her. ‘You know, with the new year approaching, I’ve come to realize I’ve done nothing these past decades
but devote my energies to the interests of others. So, soon’ I’m going to start focusing on myself.’
‘Well, before you get started, darling,’ said my father, ‘could you please pass the syrup?’
Once when I was a kid my father planted ten acres of corn and rye and then midsummer plowed just the rye,
?27 312163 3
making a graphic ribbon effect through the rolling fields. ‘This would be best seen by air,’ said my dad. The
whole reason he had become a farmer is that he thought it would be fun. And so he hired a guy from Minneapolis
to take an aerial photo of it, and we stuck it up on the fridge with little spud magnets. It looked beautiful’the gold
of the mown rye striping the green corn and both undulating through like a performing pair of lovebird dolphins.
This, I pretended,ffxi gil, was a picture of my parents’ marriage. My mother had thought she was marrying a college
president’s son but got a hobby farmer instead, yet she’d followed him. She stayed with him wherever the hell it
was they were going. She was like a stickleback fish caught inland as the glacier retreated and the rivers’the only
access to the sea’disappeared. She would have to make do, in this landlocked lake of love. I knew, as she had
mentioned it, that she’d thought there’d be money’he’d grown up in a house with columns’but she hadn’t
realized there was none: the house was owned by the college. Even when she and my father came to Dellacrosse
and bought our old brick house, with its falling-apart shed and barn but its flowerbeds gorgeous with pansies and
impatiens, she didn’t understand that those particular flowers were annuals, and so she waited for them to return
the next year, feeling dashed and betrayed when they didn’t. Another mirage! But eventually she learned to plant
her own. And for a while she was a pro. Until she got too tired. That was when she installed mirrors in the
flowerbeds, slowly learning the art of mirage herself.
After our late breakfast the winds picked up, and soon there was a thunderstorm, the sky yellowish and the
clouds filled with the crunch and rip of lightning. The leafless trees looked frail and surprised. The sudden
downpour eliminated practically all the snow on the ground, and because the drainage on the county roads was
so poor,cheap lord of the rings gold, they filled like canals with water, just sitting there glistening, ready to turn to ice when the temperature
dipped later in the afternoon. Which it did.
Our actual Christmas ceremonies for the day, outside of breakfast, had been so painfully casual’no hamentashen,

‘Is there an echo in here?’ I said.
‘Well, tell us,’ said my mother. ‘Don’t just sass us to death.’
?26 312163 3
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There was silence all around, even from my dad,world of warcraft gold, as if this were a situation to be considered for all its various and
deep sadnesses.
‘It’s a good thing,’ I added. ‘This girl’she could never be a good mother. And the lady who’s hiring me’ She’s
kind of neat. She’s nice and pretty and she owns a fancy restaurant in town.’
‘That’s why she needs you,’ said my mother, concerned. ‘She’s too busy for a child.’
I was about to try to defend Sarah when my father asked with unfeigned interest,swg power leveling, ‘What restaurant?’
‘Le Petit Moulin,’ I said.
My mother turned and made a knowing face. ‘Afineschmecker running a place for other fineschmeckers.’
My father smiled broadly. ‘Oh, I remember her. Very nice woman.’ My mother turned her back to us, flipping
the flapjacks and throwing the latkes into hot oil, refusing to let go of her skepticism regarding the whole matter.
My father continued. ‘She would come and check out those potatoes as if they were diamonds. But she would
sometimes take the ones with a bit of rot in them anyway, knowing that once the rot part was cut out the rest of
the potato would be sweeter than most. Smart lady.’
‘Why can’t she have her own children?’ asked my mother, continuing in her doubt.
‘Mom, I don’t know. I can’t ask. I hardly know her.’
‘What about her husband?’
‘Whatabout her husband?’
‘Who is he?’
It was a little surprising even to me that I knew so little about him. ‘I think he’s probably a professor of some
sort, but I’m not sure.’
‘Hmph,’ said my mother. ‘Academics.’ Now she was muttering. ‘They all shoot from the hip. And the hip is
always in the chair.’
‘What did you say?’ asked my father.
‘Nothing,’ said my mother. ‘Keeping a safe distance never keeps one from having an opinion, is all. Having no
dog in the race doesn’t keep people from having extremely large cats.’ Then she added, ‘Pull your seat up to the

the more obscene jokes were saved for the ginseng farmers. But I remember once in seventh grade,final fantasy power leveling, our
homeroom teacher had gone around the class and asked us what our fathers did. When she got to Eileen Reilly,
Eileen turned red and said, ‘I would rather not say.’ This astounded me, for her father was a handsome, charming
salesman at Home Savings Shoes on Main Street’Stan the Shoe Man,swg credits, my mother affectionately called him. But
his daughter had absorbed some disappointment’his, or her mother’s’and did not want to speak of how he earned
his living.
Perhaps that was the moment I learned this as a source of personal shame, or observed the possibility of it.
‘So your classes then,’ said my father. ‘Sit down on this lovely Christmas morning and tell your old dad about
the ones you took and the ones you’re going to take when you go back. How did that philosophy class go?’
‘Did you know that Alexander the Great left all his money to Aristotle?’ I asked brightly.
‘That’s how he got his name,’ said my father. ‘Aristotle gave it to him! Before that he was just Alexander the
Fine.’
‘Bo! Sheesh.’ My mother shook her head.
A sizzling sound came from the griddle, where she was pouring oil. We had an old-style stove, with the griddle
built in. You had to clean it with rags and paper towels, or pry it out with a barbecue fork and go at it with steel
wool and water. The hot latke mix steaming into the air now smelled good to me and helped cover up the
kitchen’s perennially faint reek of mice. My mother was stirring regular pancake batter as well.
‘It’s OK to sit while you help,’ said my mother to me, ‘but remember these latkes aren’t hamburgers. Don’t cup
them into thick shapes.’
I ignored her and continued with my fat latkes and my dad.
‘Next term?’ he asked.
‘I’ve registered for another literature survey’Brit Lit from 1830 to 1930′Intro to Sufism, Intro to Wine Tasting, a
music appreciation course titled Soundtracks to War Movies,runescape money, and a geology course called Dating Rocks.’ The
Sufism did not throw him.
‘Dating rocks?’
‘I need to learn!’ I said, laughing.
‘Don’t let them kiss you,’ he said, not smiling. The random assortment of my courses lacked the sound of serious
direction. I’d left out my PE requirement, which I was filling with a double-listed humanities and Pilates course
called The Perverse Body/The Neutral Pelvis. I didn’t want to provoke him.
Still, I murmured, as if in self-pity, ‘They don’t kiss. That’s why they’re called rocks.’
‘Wine tasting?’ He raised his eyebrows. It had the sound of a father not getting his money’s worth.
‘I need a gut course, to make the others go better,cheap ffxi gil,’ I said. ‘I didn’t really have one this past semester, and things
were too intense.’
‘But aren’t you underage?’
‘Technically, I guess. But it’s for a course, so I guess they let you.’
‘Will you make dean’s list again?’ asked my mother.
‘Possibly,’ I said.
‘Well, you have to be careful which dean,’ said my father. ‘You don’t want to get on the wrong list!’
‘Besides, I’m going to be working next semester.’
‘You got a job?’

translucent sugar. I felt hearty and fleshy and bloody by comparison, feeling the thick heated meat of myself
even in my bathrobe. We were all in our bathrobes, which struck me as funny. Probably we would all get dressed
before opening presents, bowls of Fiddle Faddle on the coffee table. The presents I was giving this year were
merely three-by-five cards with drawings of the items I had intended to give but had had no time to get and so
would get later. This was something of a traditional joke. This year I had drawn them all pictures of sports cars, a
cruel spin on the tradition, since it meant I had given it very little thought and was probably getting them
nothing. I even ran out of three-by-five cards and for my brother’s used a four-by-six, with a larger drawing of a
larger car’and so a larger jokey lie. Arguably, it was better than that unfortunate year when I was twelve and too
old for such a thing but had nonetheless wrapped a candy box jammed full of puppy poop from our dog, Blot,
and given it to R obert, with a little tag that saidMMMMMM ‘ good. Merry Christmas from Blot . ‘Look what the
dog-do did,’ I said at the time, studying his reaction. Which remained one of quiet perplexity.
My mother was now smoking. ‘Should I make breakfast?’ she asked again. My father, who’d been too tired to
talk last night, said, ‘Yeah! Make breakfast! Robert and I want to sit Tassie down and make her tell us about
college.’
‘Yeah, right,eve online isk,’ said Robert. He padded out of the kitchen. ‘I’m taking a shower,’ he called back, claiming our one
bathroom.
‘Sooo ?’ My dad smiled at me. ‘How’s college?’
‘Oh, OK,’ I said inarticulately, but I figured all my dad really needed to hear was positive things in a tempered
tone he could trust. My mother was heating up oil and had taken the cold bowl of latke mixture out and peeled
the Saran Wrap off the top. I started to help her, molding handfuls into plump mounds, the oil and egg white
slimy in my hands.
‘Any boyfriends?’ My father’s eyebrows went up and down, dismissively,buy rs gold, mockingly, letting me know I need
not answer. My mother gave him a look anyway. ‘Bo.’ She said his name like that to warn him of trespass. She
claimed to call him Robert in private, never liking his family nickname but needing within the house to
distinquish between Robert junior and senior.
I liked my dad. Nothing he did ever bothered me, not even his recent drinking,eve isk, which didn’t usually begin until
late afternoon anyway. Still, my unblaming affection had not kept me from feeling the occasional shame of him.
‘Your father’s a farmer’ What does he farm?’ acquaintances back in Troy would sometimes ask. In Dellacrosse
he was barely considered a farmer at all. ‘Nothing,’ I would sometimes reply. ‘He farms nothing. Dadaist
agriculture.’
‘Oh, I get it,’ an East Coast boy with a glass boot of beer might say, or a girl with narrow dark-framed glasses
like the Nana Mouskouri of my mother’s old LPs.
I’m not sure where this small, slightly thrashing, not quite deforming shame had come from. Somehow I had
learned it, perhaps even at Dellacrosse Central, where having a father-farmer should have been no shame at all,
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moles.’ It made one secretly grateful for the Amish, who did not do this, but unfairly annoyed with them when
they sold to people who did. Still, mostly the Amish were buying up farms as is, and holding services in their
parlors, though it was bitterly said in Dellacrosse that their wagons and trotting horses chipped and dinged the
roads,buy aoc gold, and that their houses were declared churches in order to stay off the tax rolls and that they bred like rabbits
and dressed like bats.
‘Watching the snow melt?’ I asked my brother.
‘Yeah,cheap lineage 2 adena, I mean, what the hell kind of weather is this?’ asked Robert, continuing to look outside at the sky. Clouds
were starting to balloon there, as if a party were getting ready to begin.
‘Your language,’ said my mother.
‘My language is English,’ said my brother.
‘It’s beginning to look nothing like Christmas,’ I sang. ‘Everywhere I go.’
‘Nice voice,’ said my brother, sounding sincere, which surprised me. But then he added, under his breath, ‘Blah,
blah,l2 adena, fuckin’ blah.’
‘Conversation inside needs brightening,’ I tried singing again, ‘because the climate change is frightening!’
‘Global warming,’ said my father. ‘They’ve found prickly pear cactus as far north as the Hottomowac River.
And even the Costco has taken to putting fake spray frost on their windows this year.’
I tightened my bathrobe. It was nice to have my father here. Often during past holidays he had been too busy
supplying the high-end restaurants in Chicago with their gourmet vegetables’not just cold-storage potatoes but
little purple eggplants and shallots; supplying them over the holidays meant driving the truck all the way to
Illinois in the snow, and he could never make it back in time for dinner. The local farming, like art, had always
catered to the rich in one way or another. The dairy farm down the road, I knew,eve online isk, kept the county’s doctors and
lawyers and ministers as private customers, selling them their best premium butter. The rest of the butter’known
as Dellacrosse grease’went wherever. And the local cheesemakers were in some strange condition of reversal.
One of the old cheese factories had gone under and become a school. And one of the old schools had become a
cheese factory. But anartisan cheese factory, done with syringes of mites and vegetarian rennet. This was the
kind of cheese factory that had the best chance of making it’food for yuppies’like my father’s dainty potatoes,
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arranged by hue in purple net bags. These cheesemakers gave their cheeses eccentric names like Unplugged and
Washed Midget: wacked food for wacked people, my brother said disdainfully. The producers of conventional
cheese were busy with the governor trying to find niche marketing in Japan.
In the morning sunshine my parents looked cleansed of their reinforcing farm dirt. They looked translucent and a
little frailer than they had even in the fall, when the black potato muck beneath their nails and the mud on their
shoes and clothing seemed to anchor them to the earth. Now they could’and might’ascend in a shaft of light, for
all I knew. I scarcely recognized them, as if they were only slightly animate in their holographic shimmer. In the
past their soil had warmed and defined them. Now they were like figurines made not even of glass but of

though to me it smelled less like coffee and more like a burning shoe. ‘I’d light the menorah,’ said my mother,
‘but remember what happened last year with the curtains catching on fire.’ The curtains had gone up in a blaze
and we had thrown a punch bowl of eggnog on them to douse the flames, and the eggnog had sizzled and cooked
into the fabric until the whole house smelled like a diner omelet.
‘That’s OK,’ I said. ‘I’ll light the menorah tomorrow for you.’ Though I would forget to do it. Every year it was
my job to clean it, scrape off the previous year’s wax with pins and a fork, so perhaps my forgetting was
convenient.
‘Thanks, honey,’ said my mom, who never called me ‘honey.’ Almost never. The television was on, murmuring
low and flashing its colors. My mother flicked it off with annoyance. ‘A grinch who stole Christmas?’ she said.
‘With all that’s going on in the world we should have to deal withthat?’
In the morning my brother and I came downstairs within ten minutes of each other. The Christmas tree this
year’or Hanukkah hemlock, as my mother still called it’was a pre-lit affair ordered online. The McLellans’
Christmas tree farm had recently gone out of business and my parents had resorted to an environmentally sound
plastic pine from Hammacher Schlemmer. Ornaments like blue fish and beribboned, clove-studded oranges were
clustered in the middle. Old dangly earrings that had lost their mates were hung on the more delicate branches.
My mother had placed at the top a large tinselly Star of David, angled rakishly, like a geometry problem.
Possibly, in late-morning light,cheap eve isk, this was just how all irony presented itself.
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My parents were at the kitchen table eating cold cereal but offering to make us latkes with applesauce or regular
pancakes or both, both being a holiday tradition. ‘I chopped the potatoes and onions up yesterday,’ said my
mom. Soon, I knew, she would get a skillet of oil going,buy runescape money, or fire up the stove griddle, and the house would fill
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‘Thanks, maybe later?’ I said with the question mark our generation believed meant politeness but which baffled
our parents. Outside the morning was bright. I liked the holy,warcraft gold, rejoicing look of it: the many gray Christmases of
my childhood had depressed me. And apparently not just me: one year the holiday card my mother sent out was
an October photo of my brother and me, with a caption that readThe children. In some dead leaves.
The light covering of snow on the fields out back and in the yard between the barn and the house was already
melting in the morning sun. Ochre grass was poking through in patches. Beyond, the incline part of the
acreage’which my father had sold off last year ‘for a pretty penny, or, maybe not pretty exactly, but a penny with
a great personality?’had been resold by the Amish to others and was already being developed into something
called Highland Estates. The weather was so warm that construction had continued into December. There were
two yellow backhoes jutting into the sky. The houses were going to be huge, my mother said, with treeless lots
and phony gazebos and turrets and patios to look back at us in mutual rebuke.
‘They don’t like trees because squirrels climb up them and get in their attic and chew on the exercise equipment
no longer in use. Now, without trees’ The squirrels’ll head elsewhere and the attic will fill up with moths and